Mommy: "Why do you do that?"
Nathan: "To let people know I'm crazy."
Nathan to mommy: "Patience, mommy, patience."
Daddy playing airplane with the kids.
Daddy: "There is a tornado. All planes to the table."
Nathan: "Watch out Abby! There is a tomato!"
Daddy taking a bite of Abigail's candy.
Nathan: "You don't have to take a bite of mine, it tastes just the same."
Daddy dishing out consequences for bad behavior after Nathan was having a particularly rough two days: "Nathan, your consequence is no strawberry milk for the rest of the day."
Nathan earnestly: "That's ok. You already took that away yesterday."
Abigail: "The horse is sad."
Mommy: "Why is it sad?"Abigail: "That's just how it goes sometimes."
Grampy to Abigail: "Are you eating cereal?"
Grampy: "You're eating popcorn?"
Abigail: "That's what I said."