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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

It's Not Easy Being Darth Vader

You can't eat candy because your face mask doesn't have a mouth piece.

You keep tripping over your own feet because you have no peripheral vision with that mask.

Your lightsaber becomes a handicap when there are tons of kids walking around you.

The lightsaber from the costume store is a far cry from what you are used to.

You have to be very courteous to people even though you have the lightsaber because they, after all, hold the candy. And isn't that the ultimate force????

You are the scariest guy in the universe but the little pink lovebug by your side gets all the attention.

People don't give you the respect you deserve after they see you snuggle with your sister's lamb.

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