Sunday, April 29, 2012
Abigail, after being disciplined: "You made me sad!"
Mama: "Who chose to disobey?"
Abigail pointing at self.
Mama: "So who made you sad?"
Abigail: "The devil!"
Nathan, having made some bad throws in baseball due to bad form: "I'm losing my muscle."
Nathan: "Yesterday was a lot more fun than funnier."
Abigail: "Please....plaeeeezzzeee! I'll be very...."
Nathan: "You know there are poisonous frogs? Their skin is poisonous."
Mama: "So you can't touch them?"
Nathan: "No, you can't take a bite out of them."
Abigail, after I wrongfully thought she did something MINOR wrong: "I will always remember that." Pause. "Can you pray to God I will forget?" (Dear future husband of my daughter, I feel your pain...)
Nathan, who is very tall for his age, talking about a child 2" shorter than him: "Then the tiny one batted."
Nathan at bedtime: "Can you close my closet door so I don't get freaked?"
Abigail, who just fell off the bed, entering the room and waving her arm wildly in the air: "My arm is smushed and broke!"
Hailey and Abigail playing in the backyard. Hailey is attempting to slide down head first.
Abigail: "Hailey, don't! You are going to break yourself!"
Nathan: "I'm getting toasted." (really warm)
Nathan, very upset: "Abby said the meanest thing ever! The meanest thing she's EVER said!"
Mama: "What did she say?"
Nathan: "I can't remember."
Abigail singing: "Isabelly is better than a bad guy." (I'm pretty sure it was a love song for her sister....)
Mama joking to Abigail: "You are a lazy little girl."
Abigail: "And a funny one."
Mama: "I cleaned your room for you."
Abigail: "Mama! That's so nice of you. We should do nice things for each other all the time. You should do things I forget and I'll do things you forget."
Mama: "Oh great. I'll forget to do laundry."
Abigail: "Not like that!"
Abigail, after some thinking about the above topic: "OK, I'll do chores....for money!" (????)